Snakes on a Plane part 2

Hellooo! Sue here. We've seen the movie and, lucky you, I'll tell you about our reactions!

First off, the audience was lame. No real participation. They applauded a few times, laughed when they should've, but they didn't really participate like we'd hoped. Apparently a few of Josh's school acquaintances in the back of the theater were trying to spitball him. That would have been funny. But they failed. But in the end, none of that could damage the movie. It was glorious.

It wasn't the same cheesy action film that was originally made. The added budget and footage after the internet hype was, apparently, all used to make it as over-the-top as hell. And it was So brilliantly executed. Some movies would make you feel bad when a tiny dog is hurled into a bunch of "SNAKES ON CRACK," but this one makes it into the best think I'd ever seen. And although you might be perfectly satisfied by that point, they go ahead and make the man who did the hurling get what he deserves anyway. No sides are taken. The snakes are badass, and the people who deal with them are also badass.

It's impossible to criticize the movie. Every flaw could well be intentional. You get what you come for: Snakes on a Plane. People getting their penises snake'd (a word Josh and I used frequently) and stuff like that seems to come with the package. If you don't want to see snakes come out of people's MOUTHS then why are you watching a movie about a plane with snakes on it? That's what would happen in that situation. I'm sure of it. It's completely reasonable.

Since you can't say anything bad about the movie without being a FAT MEGA-ASIAN NERD, (I hate that kid) I am going to go ahead and call the movie perfect. The best movie of the previous century. See it. I'll know if you don't!

-Sue